#hawaii

#hawaii

#hawaii

#hawaii

My cat is a porn star.

My cat is a porn star.

Child pornography = bad
Child posting pornography = tumblr

I bet you Muslims are responsible for the tornados.

I think my cat and I mutually feel as if we just taught the other one a new trick.

I really don’t think there’s an “each other” to this.

porcelain-horse-horselain:

 Not a god damn thing.


If Chuck Lorre produced Star Trek.

porcelain-horse-horselain:

 Not a god damn thing.

If Chuck Lorre produced Star Trek.

plundr:

“How could you win the loyalty of such men?”Oh god everyones gonna cheat on me thanks for the vote of confidence

The nearest book was too short to have a 45, so there’s nothing to quote.…wait…Aww man…

plundr:

“How could you win the loyalty of such men?”

Oh god everyones gonna cheat on me thanks for the vote of confidence

The nearest book was too short to have a 45, so there’s nothing to quote.

…wait…

Aww man…